herman cain: bad lip reading

This probably makes my list of the top ten stupidest videos I've ever seen.

And yet, somehow, it gets funnier every single time I watch it.  Every. Single. Time.

Tim and I watch it probably at least once a day.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

• "This is my juice.  And i'm hungryyy."
• "And i'll sing sing sing about it."
• "Achoo!"
• "That's five."
• "Half of me swole in two days.  I had to fire a man.  He was flippin'.  He was prob'ly sufferin."
• "It's gooood."
• "Hahaha...My phone's broken."
• "Let's go parachutin' on Tuesday."
• "I'm gonna teach you an expression.  'I quit.'"
• "Happy Hoops Day!"

After class today, I noticed that I had a voicemail from Tim.  I was expecting something lovey-dovey, which was why what he said took me completely by surprise.

"...Ricky?"

The message ended abruptly with the onset of my immediate and completely startled laughter.

And I haven't stopped laughing about it since.